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The International Council of Man Laws

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following
circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally
killed and eaten by his friends.

4. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

5. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is
forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly
optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday
boy's choice.

7. In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops,
not the weakest.

8. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event,
you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's
playing.

9. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and
only when it's free.

10. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed
to kick another guy in the nuts.

11. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

12. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.

14. Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink
as much as the other sports watchers.

15. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

16. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

17. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.

18. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a
friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird
and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

19. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
for her to drive yours.

20. Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime
green, yellow, orange or sky blue.

21. The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for
Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360
End of story.

22. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.

23. Never wear a man bag to work.

dragoo napisał:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg01k11Qz5w&feature=player_embedded

nihooya! jest najlepsze

oryginal

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cover tejze Kateriny Perowej w wykonaniu zespolu Los Colorados


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I nieuchronnie pojawia się pytanie: która wersja lepsza? Wersji original Perry przesłuchałem raz a Perowa cover ze trzy. Jednak brzmienie akordeonu trudno przebić jakimiś gitarkowymi akordami .

Taa cover jest super, oryginał taki sobie (nie przepadam za Kaśką )

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Mario Death Race

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i jeszcze Mario

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